When times are slow, the excuses come quick.

I find this pretty funny. No matter when things are slow, November, April, December, July, whenever, someone has a reason. The dentist across the hall from me was slow in August. "Ahhh, it's always slow in August." The urgent care docs were slow in Septmember. "Ahhh, all the primary care docs are back from their vacations. We'll pick-up in October." I was slow at the end of December. "Don't worry, it's the holidays. You'll pick up in January." Ok. Now I'm slow in January. "January, hell, everyone is slow in January." That's what my wife said to me, God love'er. It made me feel better, even though it's bullshit.
Here's to February!